This week, I'd like to put a call out for terrible songs. I've passed over Katy Perry because the fish in that barrel are already plugged full of holes, but if music doesn't get worse soon I may have no other choice. Help!
Local Picks
Ant, âThat Old Bongo Jointâ
The Atmosphere producer is such an accommodating collaborator, itâs hardly surprising that he hasnât released an album of instrumentals before now. And on our first taste of the upcoming A Collection of Sounds Vol. 1, he hardly leaps into the spotlight. On âLeather Soul,â the beat seems to defer to an imagined vocal rather than building as a standalone track. But âThe Old Bongo Jointâ is a straight-up funk jam, with a bit of âZulu Nation Throwdownâ sliced in for extra flavor.
Glamkama, âTrenchcoat Inhabitantâ
Together producer Glam Toyota and rapper Gonkama are Glankama, and the formerâs glitchy noise beats meld well with the latterâs abstract rhymes, which include references to âtranshumanistic Congolese arithmeticâ along with more quotidian needs like âsend out burritos quick.âÂ
Good Doom, âA Powerful Hexâ
This instrumental band considers themselves psych-rock, and fair enough, but that tag suggests an excess theyâre too disciplined to topple into. A prominent guitar melody and a sturdy rhythm hold the title track from their latest album together.
Mati, âPoetic Flashbacksâ
This Ethiopian-born singer/rapper has an album called Berhaneâs Son due in August, and this advance track finds him at his introspective norm, looking for love in a world cheapened by percs and social media over a bed of electric piano.Â
Sister Species, âTake Everything and Scatter Itâ
More precise chamber pop from this lush septet (I think I counted rightâthese big groups are tricky). âI would hold you if you want to be held/Like an insect in amber on my shelf,â Emily Kastrul promises, adding, âI would blame anyone but you.â Aw, thatâs sweet of her.Â
Non-Local Picks
Johnny Blue Skies, âScooter Bluesâ
Iâm mostly lukewarm on olâ Sturgill Simpson, who's recording pseudonymously here for reasons that donât especially interest meâhis troubled baritone isnât always a match for his conceptual ambitions. But this lazy shuffle about embracing island life not only rhymes âEggosâ with âsteppinâ on Legosâ and âhasta luegoâ with "where did he go" but dreams of being free to âlay on the beach till all my freckles connected.â Scootering away from your problems may not be the most adult thing to do, but it beats stewing in âem.
Kim Deal, âCoastâ
Deal's oblique travelogue of a miserable, reluctant stay in Nantucket and a wedding bandâs version of âMargaritaville" pairs nicely with Simpson. As the horns of Mucca Pazza impersonate the most immobile marching band on record, Deal pledges to "abandon plans for the good times." Whatever some people say, she knows itâs her own damn fault.
Ice Spice feat. Central Cee, âDid It Firstâ
She redefined rap slang during one of the more celebrated come ups in recent memory, but after a string of unenthusiastically received singles Iceâs stock seems poised to devalue faster than JD Vanceâs. But here she leans on her strengthâa monumentally playful pettinessâover one of those hooky, TikTok-quick RiotUSA tracks. Also glad for Central Cee to get a toehold in the U.S., if such borders matter in pop anymore.
Thurston Moore, âNew in Townâ
What is this, old folksâ week? Simmer down and just be glad I didnât toss the new Pixies or Janeâs Addiction tracks in there. (Just kidding, I would never.) Like the Deal song, thereâs a late-career modesty to this spare track, built from hand drums and stray atonal guitar, some of which resemble cicadas. And while hardly remaking his sound as drastically as his ex-wife has, there are some electronic noises too.
âDRUGS,â Joy Oladokun
This song is about how they donât work, which (spoiler) they almost always eventually donât. But for all her pitfalls (âmy friends donât call unless they need a ride,â for instance), Oladokun stays true to her (first) name, with amassed chorale voices behind her keeping it upbeat.Â
Worst New Track
Halsey, âLuckyâ
Britney has tactfully retracted her threat to sue over the video for this hodgepodge remake/tribute of her single, but thatâs no reason for the rest of us to play nice. I'm generally pro-Halsey (despite her desire for music critics to be 9/11'd) but this is a misbegotten nod to the past that adds zip, with Monica's "Angel of Mine" tossed into the slop for good measure. The whole reason I started this feature was to make mean jokes, and this isn't even enjoyable to make fun of. We deserve better failures!Â
Wanna get a local song considered for the playlist? To make things easy on both of us, email keith@racketmn.com with MONDAY PLAYLIST in the subject header. (Donât, as in do NOT, DM or text: If Iâm in a good mood, Iâll just ask you to send an email; if Iâm in a bad mood Iâll just ignore it.)