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It’s Not Too Late to Give Minnesota’s New Hockey Team a Kickass Name

The Minnesota Superior? More like the Minnesota Inferior!

October 30, 2023

Hey, What’s the Deal With Metro Transit’s Mascot?

Meet Skip Traffic, the uncomplicated bus/train-booster who happens to be a magnet for takes.

December 7, 2022

Minnesota Sports Mascots Are Trash (Except One)

More like land of 10,000 dogshit mascots.

September 3, 2021