Minnesota Sports Mascots Are Trash (Except One)

Mascots are conceptually strange. As a culture, we’ve normalized weirdos like Stanford Tree and Pierre the Pelican 1.0, never second-guessing why these unholy fan-boosters exist or why we let them near our children. On the other hand, some mascots do indeed rule, such as acid-trip monster Phillie Phanatic, iconic ball-headed badboy Mr. Met, and leftist … Continue reading Minnesota Sports Mascots Are Trash (Except One)