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Once a child of the suburbs, Abraham Teuber is now a bicoastal adult (lives in Minneapolis, works in St. Paul). He can be found prancing around the lakes, museums, theaters, and dance floors of the Twin Cities. You can read more of his writing at <a href="https://letterboxd.com/slaybraham/">@slaybraham</a> on Letterboxd and <a href="https://substack.com/@gayzoofantasia">@gayzoofantasia</a> on Substack.

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